1. Would you rather have a cat with a human face or dog with human hands instead of paws?
  2. In OA243 you mention that Oliver Wendell Holmes’ name is “synonymous with legal brilliance”. What, in your opinion, is legal brilliance? What makes one jurist massively more profound than another?
  3. What's the legal basis for gas stations advertising 9/10ths a cent in their prices when they cannot possibly accept that amount?
  4. If a family member draws a picture of (hypothetically speaking) Jesus riding a T-Rex and gives it to me, then I provide it to a tattoo artist, who then tweaks it and applies it permanently to my skin, and adding a Flying Spaghetti Monster to the artwork, who owns the copyright?
  5. If/ when Trump gets ousted by [blankbox(wo)man] in 2020, and gets convicted of multiple serious federal crimes- would there be anything special about how he could be sent to rot and die in prison? Would he just be thrown in any old jail like any other crim? Would he retain his right to a secret service detail if jailed?
  6. Two Federalist Society judges recently suggested abolishing discovery for all cases worth less than $500,000. Would this accomplish anything or just screw poor people?
  7. Looking back to your thoughts when Trump was elected, what has most surprised you?
  8. Are some kinds of attorneys cooler than others? At lawyer parties, do you all make fun of real estate attorneys?
  9. Care to comment on Rudy's antics? Why is he doing that? Is he just a really bad lawyer, or do you think he's got something else going on? I've heard people speculate that his goal is to just sow as much confusion as possible to cause people to tune out. What do you think Andrew and Thomas?
  10. Is Mueller's grand jury comprised of the same group of people for the entire 2 years and counting? Are they sequestered and deliberating things for the entire time, or are they on call and meeting on an as needed basis?
  11. The dump trucks hauling crushed rock and gravel here (Southern Indiana) often have the following type of signs on the back: "Warning - Stay back 200 feet - We are not responsible for broken windshields" The wording as well as the distance quoted seems to vary.
  12. Where do you guys get your "news" from? I realize answering this question could be a dumpster fire but.. I was curious. Thanks #BigSeltzer

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