• Dialogue from Fletch (1985):


FLETCH You guys want to read me my rights.
FIRST DETECTIVE You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.
FLETCH I waive my rights. (Fletch (1985))

  • Dialogue from the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode "The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis" (2009):


THE ATTORNEY They're pretty simple. The forms are all standard boiler plate
CHARLIE KELLY Well, we're all pretty hungry, we gonna get to our hot plates soon enough.// (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis": (2009))

  • Dialogue from the Bob's Burgers episode "Sexy Dance Healing":


TOM INNOCENTI You'd be surprised how many doors a letter from a lawyer can open… or close.
BOB BELCHER It seems like you're talking slower since you started charging by the hour. (Bob's Burgers episode "Sexy Dance Healing": (2016))

  • Dialogue from the Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law episode "Shazzan":


MENTOK THE MINDTAKER What's the meaning of this. This is my quiet time.
HIRAM MIGHTOR We're going to have to take you into custody.
MENTOK THE MINDTAKER That's outrageous. What am I charged with?
HIRAM MIGHTOR Don't have to tell you anymore. Clearly you haven't been reading your Scalia. (Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law: "Shazzan" (2006))